What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?

B)

If there were no sponges in the ocean, would it be deeper?

to quote the comic strip "Red Meat":

"It's true, no man is an island.

But if you tied together a bunch of dead guys, they'd make a pretty good raft."

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

I think ewes know the answer to that one. :D

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

:blink: Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? :blink:

/JD

Which is closer. Nearly or almost?

Or

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice :)

Why do they put "ON" and "OFF" on a light switch??
If it's on, you know it, if it's off, you can't see it...

Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I suppose it could be said that going to a circus could be intense.

oooooooh, I like that one :D

/JD

Why is there braille on drive through bank machines?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

I have the worlds largest sea shell collection. Its scattered on all the beaches in the world. Perhaps you have seen it?

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way