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Capricornxs 17th Apr 04 07:06 AM

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Sex makes you clever

Sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent, according to a top German researcher.

Werner Habermehl, from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, says that regular sexual intercourse promotes intelligence.

He said that love making not only excited the body but also the brain and the increased amount of adrenaline and cortisol hormones that are produced stimulates the grey matter, reported magazine Unicum Campus.

"Sex makes you more intelligent in that experiences are collected that can be used later on in areas of life not linked to sex," said Habermehl.

He added that the added injection of endorphins and serotonin that resulted from an orgasm strengthened self-confidence - giving the body a mental as well as physical work out.

hehehe...

maybe that's why some ppl like Sephiroth and doG are so smart :P

_http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_905688.html

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griz 17th Apr 04 09:55 AM

Hehe This is what i been tellin my betterhalf all along. Now i have some medical evidence to support it. lol ...griz ;)

KingCobra 17th Apr 04 12:16 PM

Very interesting! :)

I love it! :P

Zone-MR 18th Apr 04 08:07 PM

Now that I know why I'm so dumb, I need a female volunteer willing to cooperate with me on enchancing our intellect level.

tnc 21st Apr 04 04:37 AM

;) and usually if a woman withholds sex for a reason for extended periods of time her husband will eventually learn to behave to avoid the abstinence periods :P

:P lucky for me my husband is well trained and he has been able to avoid the absinence periods since being with me ... LOL

Zone-MR 21st Apr 04 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by tnc@Apr 21 2004, 03:37 AM
;) and usually if a woman withholds sex for a reason for extended periods of time her husband will eventually learn to behave to avoid the abstinence periods :P
Either that, or he will learn to negate the absistence periods with the aid of other women :P

JacKDynne 21st Apr 04 07:25 PM

*ahem* and let's not forget about the manual release method that many are familiar with :o

:D

/JD

belthazor 21st Apr 04 11:27 PM

Yes.......manual release. I think I'm totally familiar. :o

Carl 21st Apr 04 11:30 PM

Ahahaha Well I gotta say manual release just doesn't hit the spot, the only way to go is to hide the snake :)

richardc2000 21st Apr 04 11:30 PM

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*ahem* and let's not forget about the manual release method that many are familiar with
while many do-it-yourselfers" are very resourcesful and perhaps clever people
it seems seem that they aren't clever enough to "get any" LOL

Zone-MR 21st Apr 04 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by belthazor@Apr 21 2004, 10:27 PM
Yes.......manual release. I think I'm totally familiar. :o
So am I, however my manual release is frequently assisted by your signature graphics.

belthazor 22nd Apr 04 12:12 AM

Wow. I guess that means I'm helping with your release process. Was I good? :P

Athlete 23rd Apr 04 10:42 AM

Sex makes you clever... and it can also make you irresistable to women, read here... :D

http://Athlete.-BetaOne.Member.swellserver...es/fountain.php

Zone-MR 27th Apr 04 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by belthazor@Apr 21 2004, 11:12 PM
Wow. I guess that means I'm helping with your release process. Was I good? :P
You were *AWESOME*, hun :D

unicorn 27th Apr 04 02:33 PM

I have since April 17 tested this at home. Commondream seems a little tired lately but he is still hangin' in there, playing Muddy Waters all the time nowadays, but he still works.
Now, I'm sorry, but I have to say that I haven't noticed any significant difference. Maybe a little but that can be some statistical error. However - I look even better than before. So, sex is recommended.

Make love - not war,

richardc2000 27th Apr 04 02:58 PM

maybe a tutor or another teacher is in order LOL

unicorn 27th Apr 04 04:19 PM

Nah, I don't know about that richardc2000... We have worked our wy thru Kamasutra and have enjoyed that. We also at the same time have learned to know and also trained muscles we didn't know about.

But ok, it's hard to argue about that - a *better* teacher should do good. Question is if I really want to become more clever. I often find clever people to be unhappy and frustrated compared to the average imbecill. Maybe better to stay ordinary stupid and have a good sex life? Like staying with commondream - he's after all smart enough, good looking, sometimes a ittle stupid too - which is good as it justifies the fact I have him as my main target for sarcasms and witty spiteful remarks.

richardc2000 27th Apr 04 10:25 PM

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We have worked our wy thru Kamasutra and have enjoyed that
me too - but I think it would have been more fun with a partner - stupid or not. :D

*MO* 28th Apr 04 01:42 PM

well you know what i've heard? that when i person has sex, the male gives off a scent, and i'm not talking about little white love juice, but a scent through the sweat veins, which attracts the female species, causing them to be totally inflactuated with the male.

now you know what would make that theory even more interresting, was if we male's, could actually control that gland.

imagine walking in a club, seeing a nice girl, walk next to her, pull your face in 5 funny screwed up ways, and then let the gland release that scent, and before you know it, you flushing your pipes inside a deep hole. its perfect. so if any of you guys can do this, please share it with us. ok?

cheers

Zone-MR 28th Apr 04 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by *MO*@Apr 28 2004, 12:42 PM
well you know what i've heard? that when i person has sex, the male gives off a scent, and i'm not talking about little white love juice, but a scent through the sweat veins, which attracts the female species, causing them to be totally inflactuated with the male.
You are probably talking about pheromones. These are scents released by all mammals to attract mates, and are NOT only released during sex. As a species we have long lost the ability to consciously pick up the scent of pheromones, however there are strong indications that they do have a subconscious effect - for example women who spend a lot of time together in relative isolation will be likely to have synchronised menstrual cycles.

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now you know what would make that theory even more interesting, was if we male's, could actually control that gland.

imagine walking in a club, seeing a nice girl, walk next to her, pull your face in 5 funny screwed up ways, and then let the gland release that scent, and before you know it, you flushing your pipes inside a deep hole. its perfect. so if any of you guys can do this, please share it with us. ok?

There are many manufacturers of perfumes who claim that they add synthesized pheromones which make you irresistible. They are mostly scams, and the claims that they work are bull-poo. Firstly no one has yet figured out how to isolate human pheromones. Secondly pheromones which people generate or are sensitive to are unique to each individual. What may be a subconscious turn-on for one person, will have no effect on another.

*MO* 29th Apr 04 01:36 PM

martin. you think to much ;)

thanx for the info tho...i might just use it one day when i'm trying to bore my girlfriend to death. ha ha ha ha ha
j/k mate.

thanx again for the info.

KingCobra 29th Apr 04 08:30 PM

Until they figure out the pheromones thing we will just continue to use nice cars, loud music and alcoholic beverages. :)

unicorn 29th Apr 04 09:33 PM

Or you can try to be interestening, clean in general and show some decensy...
:)
...unless you want a women that loves you for the car, never listen to what you say and has a tendency to drink a little to much.
:)

*MO* 30th Apr 04 01:47 PM

good point unicorn. something about woman. I don't have a nice fast car, my music is at a good volume. and i don't drink. much. and yet i picked myself up the most beautiful woman. she's amazing. will try to get pics for you guys

later peeps

Hunted 30th Apr 04 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by *MO*@Apr 30 2004, 02:47 PM
good point unicorn. something about woman. I don't have a nice fast car, my music is at a good volume. and i don't drink. much. and yet i picked myself up the most beautiful woman. she's amazing. will try to get pics for you guys

later peeps

Hmmm... Sex Makes you clever... hmmmmm .... /me looks at his Cuz (Mo)... maybe it's not working on everyone...... hehe

J/K..... ;) :D :P

*MO* 3rd May 04 08:11 AM

oh bite me Hunted

Davidd 17th May 04 09:12 PM

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Firstly no one has yet figured out how to isolate human pheromones. Secondly pheromones which people generate or are sensitive to are unique to each individual. What may be a subconscious turn-on for one person, will have no effect on another.


Actually, human pheromones were proven a long time ago, certainly by 1998
http://www-news.uchicago.edu/release...Clintock.shtml

The same researcher, Martha McClintock more recently found that a pheromone caused women to be in an elevated mood: Hormonal Behavior 2000 Feb;37(1):57-78, "Psychological state and mood effects of steroidal chemosignals in women and men".

This was one particular pheromone which is human, has been isolated, and does have the same effect on most people.

There's a good review article out by James Kohl available in pdf here: http://evolution.anthro.univie.ac.at...220501R01_.pdf which has a lot more information.

I've personally found pheromones to work for me. I use Pherone Formula V-5 and D-17X from http://www.pherone.com and they make an amazing difference.

Hey, I hope people keep scoffing -- that just means there'll be less competition for me out there!

Zone-MR 18th May 04 12:09 PM

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I've personally found pheromones to work for me. I use Pherone Formula V-5 and D-17X from http://www.pherone.com and they make an amazing difference.

Hey, I hope people keep scoffing -- that just means there'll be less competition for me out there!

May I take this opportunity to say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

I'm sure the difference they made was phenomenal. It was in fact so good, that despite hoping people keep scoffing, you decided to do a google search for "pheromones reply", in order to find topics on pheromones which you could reply to, in order to advertise the new and amazing $74.99 "Pherone Formula V-5 and D-17X".

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Originally posted by Server Logs
2004-05-17 19:38:44 GET /index.php showtopic=31356&st=15 67.101.147.147 Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+6.0;+Windows+NT+5.0;+Q312461 ;+.NET+CLR+1.0.3705) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...eromones+reply www.betaone.net 200 0 0 11767 491 750
Of course, you have no relation with that company whatsoever. <cough>

A little note to everyone else searching for this topic:

I recommend being very weary of pseudo-online pharmacies which claims to offer *scientifically proven*, *new and improved*, *ultra super dooper* sprays which make you a chick magnet in a matter of seconds.

For those who can't see past the marketting bullpoop, you may be interested to know that all research on pheromones which that site links to is completely unrelated to the product, and the company is fishy to say the least (no contact phone number, 1 year domain registration via yahoo).

Unless you want to end up paying $75 for a little bottle of urine-tinted water, keep well clear. If you are really desperate for a chick, get a hooker for your $75, at least then your chances are better ;)

How's that for advertising?

:hang: :spam:

JacKDynne 18th May 04 12:28 PM

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Maybe better to stay ordinary stupid and have a good sex life?
hehe - young, dumb and full of ..... ummmmmm...... :lol:

/JD

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