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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice
> >all the different kind of boobs?"
> >
> >Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be
> >normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on
> >a woman's age--
> >
> >In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
> >
> >In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
> >hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
> >
> >"Onions, Dad?"
> >
> >"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
> >
> >Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind
> >of penises are there?"
> >
> >The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter,
> >a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis
> >is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is
> >li ke a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like
> >a Christmas tree."
> >
> >"A Christmas tree?"
> >
> >"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration.."
> >